I'm chillin with Madame Christina until it's time for me to leave for Atlanta. I moved out of my old apartment this past Friday and will be moving into my new one when I come back from Atlanta. However, that place is only temporary until I find a bigger and better place to live.
Anywho, so today she and I decide to go for a walk today in the outskirts of Berlin. While walking she spots two nazi skinheads walking across the street in the opposite direction of us. I'm not much of a people watcher so I didn't pay them any attention until she said something. So as we crossed the street they both stared directly at me and I made sure to mug those motherfuckers back! Remember, always look an enemy in the eyes. NEVER LOOK DOWN OR AWAY because they will detect that as weakness.
So we forget all about them as we walk into the woods on the jogging trail. After walking for a few minutes Christina turned around and noticed that those fuckers were behind us (several feet away). I immediately stop walking and turn around. Yup, there they were walking behind us. So I put my right foot behind my body and got into a fighting stance. Ain't no way in the hell I'm gonna get punked by some pussy ass nazi skinheads here in Berlin. When I did this they both walked a far distance away and around me continuing to go forward ahead of us. As they past by one of them got a look at my muscular arms. They also realized that I'm not from Africa when I said out loud "I'm the wrong bitch to fuck with today!"
Let me explain what I mean by that. You see, there are a lot of Africans here in Berlin. When it comes to the blacks here I would say that 55% are from Africa, 25% were born here, 20% come from other countries (UK, US, Caribbean, etc). Now the Africans are scared to death of anyone remotely connected to the Nazis. They will run, jump and/or hide at the sight of a nazi member miles away. These people have no backbone whatsoever. So these Nazis never travel outside Germany so they don't know the difference between these scary ass Africans and the "I'll fuck your ass up" negros from America. So when they see a black person they automatically assume they are from Africa and start to harrass them.
Ok so let me get back to my story. So when these fools realized that I was ready to fight in addition to looking "jacked" and realizing that I'm an American, they thought twice about starting some shit with me and walked away from us for good.
Here's the thing. I can count on one hand how many times I have accidentally encountered some Klansman in a rest stop or waffle house. Of course the entire situation caught me off guard but I never showed fear in my eyes. So if I'm not gonna "go yella" for any member of the KKK then I'm sure in the hell ain't gonna act like a pussy in front of some bitch ass nazis. Not to mention that both of those bitches were 5'8" and skinny. I would say that they weighed no more than 145lbs each. Shit, I bench press more than that as a warm up set when I'm in the gym!
So there you go folks. My first and hopefully last encounter with German Nazis.
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